I wanted to make a log of all of my bans from the BBS and maybe j00 n00bs may actually learn something...
1.) Backseat modding for 3 days by Zerok(?)
2.) Replying to thread with a two word response for 1 day by BBM
3.) Some guy was asking where he could watch a movie online and I suggested he torrent, which resulted in a locked thread and ban of 30 days by JonasAtNewgrounds
4.) Backseat modding for telling the op that it belonged on his user page for 3 days by Poozy
5.) Some nub was asking why he always had to refresh his pages on the internet and I suggested he delete his System32, then I got banned by Jade for 3 day
6.) A "girl" started a thread about bikini waxing. I actually did read the whole thing, but in my post i said that i stopped after "i got my first bikini wax" and quoted rule 30 of the internet (there are no girls on the internet). Apparently "did not read" posts aren't allowed which got me a 2 day ban from Rig.
7.) Someone had a computer question, someone in the thread responded "delete your system 32", I said enjoy your ban. Apparently that gets you a 3 day ban from Dry-Ice.
Chdonga
I too got a ban
Just like any normal teen, I enjoy tickling my prostate. I make dildoes out of caulk, duct tape and socks, connect miniature beach balls to bike pumps to blow up in my rectum and utilize produce, but things took a turn for the worst last night.
It was 3:00am and I knew that no one would be awake for another two or three hours. I got all the necessary tools and ran off into the shower. this time I decided I'd see how many colored pencils I could fit in my rectum, so I began the count. One, two, three, fourteen, twenty two up until I got to a most gut bust thirty two, the pain becoming almost unbearable. I then went for one last pencil lubing it up with petroleum jelly and slid it in when I felt something pop, rip and snap. A horrid pain overcame my gut and my legs gave out causing me to fall backwards and the pencils to puncture my rectal walls and enter deep into my stomach. To make matters worse I reached into the bleeding mess quickly gripping the log of colored pencils now crammed into my ass and yanked it out causing me to pull out a pink sock as long as my forearm.
Turning the water off, I laid there in my own pool of blood and agony thinking that nothing could actually get worse, but as it turned out, EyeLovePoozy had been banging on the door the entire time telling me that he had work in five minutes and was coming in whether I liked it or not. He burst through the door and saw everything. Luckily I was able to get to the hospital in enough time but I got blood absolutely everywhere and Poozy has kicked me out of his house and banned me.
BlindShoemaker
wait a second...i don't believe this for a second
poozy would never let you in his house