Chdonga 2009-04-10 12:57:43

I too got a ban

Just like any normal teen, I enjoy tickling my prostate. I make dildoes out of caulk, duct tape and socks, connect miniature beach balls to bike pumps to blow up in my rectum and utilize produce, but things took a turn for the worst last night.

It was 3:00am and I knew that no one would be awake for another two or three hours. I got all the necessary tools and ran off into the shower. this time I decided I'd see how many colored pencils I could fit in my rectum, so I began the count. One, two, three, fourteen, twenty two up until I got to a most gut bust thirty two, the pain becoming almost unbearable. I then went for one last pencil lubing it up with petroleum jelly and slid it in when I felt something pop, rip and snap. A horrid pain overcame my gut and my legs gave out causing me to fall backwards and the pencils to puncture my rectal walls and enter deep into my stomach. To make matters worse I reached into the bleeding mess quickly gripping the log of colored pencils now crammed into my ass and yanked it out causing me to pull out a pink sock as long as my forearm.

Turning the water off, I laid there in my own pool of blood and agony thinking that nothing could actually get worse, but as it turned out, EyeLovePoozy had been banging on the door the entire time telling me that he had work in five minutes and was coming in whether I liked it or not. He burst through the door and saw everything. Luckily I was able to get to the hospital in enough time but I got blood absolutely everywhere and Poozy has kicked me out of his house and banned me.

HeavyMetalGuy 2009-04-14 19:59:54

why the fuck should you get banned for any of those except #1?

the other 4 are just unfair.

Box-Killa 2009-04-15 11:06:13

Check out this song, vote 5. This song is the best on newgrounds guys! It should be made known!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/229913">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/229913</a>

Box-Killa 2009-04-15 11:07:45

Check out this song, vote 5. This song is the best on newgrounds guys! It should be made known!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/229913">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/229913</a>

reveihca 2009-04-18 15:51:40

I've noticed any time a "girl" posts on the BBS and is greeted with rule 30 it always results in a ban, despite the fact there's nothing in the rules against sexism. Since when has Newgrounds become so damn politically correct?

IrishGun 2009-04-26 14:31:21

I don't see how 1, 5 or 6 are illogical.

But I'm not saying that you deserved them.

30 days is a bit extreme.

Gateau 2009-05-03 23:22:14

At 5/3/09 01:15 PM, Kooblo wrote:
Try deleting system32 in C:\windows\
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At 5/3/09 05:35 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote:
enjoy your 3 day ban
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It's posts like these that get you banned.... I think that instead of complaining about bans, you should just learn from them (weather you think they're fair or not) and move on. If a mod bans you for posting two words, then don't post two-worded replies... If a mod bans you for suggesting warez/torrenting, then don't provide that solution in the future.

There's a reason why mods tag reasons to their bans.

Crumption 2009-07-14 08:01:55

Ha, I suggested that someone use a torrent, and I got a 3 day ban.

Starberry 2009-07-14 13:15:20

WOW THANKS FOR SHARING

Ismael92 2009-07-14 20:31:13

All of those bans make sense (number 2 depends on which two words). But yeah, a 30 day ban is long :/

You may want to read this, it's about BBS rules and stuff:
<a href="http://zerok.newgrounds.com/news/post/119824">http://zerok.newgrounds.com/news/post /119824</a>

Welbanks 2009-12-01 22:11:45

NG used to let a lot more things slide.... :(

Asandir 2011-02-15 12:03:35

That was a good read, thank you!