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Total Medals Earned: 182 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,240 Points

A blobs tale 2

First Death Unlocked 3/24/10
5 Points
Life after death
Can't get enough! 50 Points Replay the game.
I don't need lives! 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Kill the Main Boss 100 Points Defeat the final boss.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 4/14/09
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/17/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Code Breaker Unlocked 4/14/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

Bullet Bill 3

Dodongo Destroyer Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chicken Extra Crispy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
False Start Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 4/29/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image Unlocked 5/4/09
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 4/29/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 4/29/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Hell Froze Over Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points
Crush all castles
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 15/22 (85/140 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/415 points)